9:23 am - Fri, Sep 19, 2014
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Hardiest Nerdcore Rapper

Maybe I can still be like the nerdiest core rapper of all time. The hardest core nerdy rapper, wait no ive got it wrong, the hardiest nerdcore rapper. Well you know what maybe I’m not as clever as I thought I was.

4:52 pm - Sun, Sep 14, 2014
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"I don’t remember starting a Northernlion video yet today… oh wait, that’s just Tumblr."

"I don’t remember starting a Northernlion video yet today… oh wait, that’s just Tumblr."

9:55 pm - Thu, Sep 11, 2014
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You can get some orange soda *wink wink* and some pizza. No winks there, pizza’s dope.
Northernlion
11:46 pm - Wed, Sep 10, 2014
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That’s the name of the game. Well the name of the game is The Binding of Isaac obviously, but that’s one of the things you do in the game.
Northernlion
11:35 am - Tue, Sep 9, 2014
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You’d be married for like 40 years and he’d be like “Hey, I just sold our TV for pudding!” and you’d be like “Oh, Okosan, you’re still the same as the day that we met.
Northernlion (via ceilingbumps)
12:53 pm - Mon, Sep 8, 2014
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Help me, help you. I’m your survival thread here! That might not be a real thing. Your lifeline, that’s what they call it! Its not just some weird Canadian-ism.
Northernlion
9:52 am - Sat, Aug 30, 2014
Q: can we submit quotes?
Anonymous

Absolutely!

12:09 pm - Thu, Aug 28, 2014
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We’re SOL. Shape of… L… On her forehead.
Northernlion
9:28 am
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Reading Rainbow has never been so deadly.
Northernlion
12:24 pm - Sat, Aug 23, 2014
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"Operation Dark Stranger?"

"That’s when you sit on your hand until it turns black and you lose feeling in it and you masturbate but it sou- er feels like somebody else is doing it. Shouldn’t SOUND like somebody else is doing it, you should, at that point, review your security camera footage to see if you got jerked off by a ghost." XCOM: Long War - Season 2 - Episode 19 [Office]

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